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Signs I am integrating into German culture, that is.

1. Can tell you about the most ridiculous contestants on the German Idols (Deutschland Sucht den Superstar) TV-show from last week.
2. Didn’t break out in tears of culture-shock frustration on Sunday even though the stores were closed and we desperately needed light bulbs for our new lamp.
3. Know more about the status of the Hessen provincial elections than the US primaries.
4. Decided to watch Tim play Wii Chess but secretly missed watching my Monday-night CSI show in German.
5. Expect to get my new German drivers license this week, which will mean relinquishing my only piece of Dutch legal identity.
6. Can no longer touch type on a US keyboard because the keys aren’t in the same place as the German keyboard at the office.
7. Can get a Milchhörnchen (”milk horn” croissant) from the baker without having to re-pronounce the word at least three times.
8. Took a walk after lunch two workdays in a row without feeling guilty.
9. No longer start sweating at the sight of all my favorite software on my work computer being entirely in German.
10. Have bought and eaten 3 loaves of German bread in the last week, the authenticity of which was proven by the weight: 1000g (2.2lb) per loaf.